About Me.

As you already know, I’m Laurenn. & it’s truely an honor that YOU’RE checking out my tumblr. Yeah, I’m pretty weird, but all the good ones are. I’m very expressive. I say whats on my mind, even at the most awkward moments. I live my life, to please myself. Not you. Lifes too short to be worrying about what other people think, So fuck your opinions. I’m too mellow to give a crap about what people are saying about me, so why bother? So anyway, let’s lighten this up alittle. Disney movies are the shit, I eat like a fatass, and my hair is completely fried. I’m awkward as fuck, and I’m random as a mother fucker. I zone out every five minutes, and I have a flexible nose. I go to an all girls school, which sucks. I have weird fetishes(hands, vomit, noses, etc) I love boys, words can’t even express. I hate girls, the estrogen levels on earth are too high. I dye my hair more then I should. I tell stories, and never get to the point. I have an endless list of flaws. I have moderately small boobs, but my ass is “wow”. I like to think I’m the shit, but really I’m just a loser. I think you’ll hate me, but thats okay. ‘Cause I already hate you ;) But that shouldn’t stop you from talking to me, I’m super sweet, until given a reason not to be.